- daddy issues
- friend zoned
- jail bait
"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
Tate was the sweetest character!
He raped her mom and killed like 10 people.
we all have our flaws
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
Someone wanna go on a date to a corn maze, then carve pumpkins, & warm up in a coffee shop?